#538

Blonde: “What does IDK mean?”

Brunette: “I don’t know.”

Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”

#844

Got a universal remote for Father’s Day.
This changes everything!

#284

When life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.

#727

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

Some people appreciate these kinds of jokes and some don’t – the division is clear.

#428

If pronouncing my b’s as v’s makes me sound Russian, then soviet.

#706

What part of a vegetable do cannibals struggle to eat?
The wheelchair

#890

What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending

#598

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the microwave until it’s Bill Withers.

#130

My wife asked me to bring home stuff for the pancakes. She wasn’t happy when I arrived with a push-up bra.

#547

I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together and I was like… “OMg”

#374

Why don’t flies go to church?
Because they’re in sects

#823

Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair? She liked to rock and roll

#219

It’s Jamaican hair style day at work tomorrow. I’m already dreading it.

#759

My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.

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