#367
Did you know that Snoop Dogg’s sister is a stripper?
She wears nothing but a g-string baby
Did you know that Snoop Dogg’s sister is a stripper?
She wears nothing but a g-string baby
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
A dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa
I’m so introverted I won’t even talk to myself.
I am so poor I can’t even pay attention.
My honey farmer friend has a thing for big butts. I suppose Booty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
Clones are people two
What advice did Notorious B.I.G give to his cows?
Moo money, moo problems
Why dont blind people skydive? Because it scares the crap out of their dogs.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? It was a real tragedy, 100 soles were lost.
“Your finest Scotch, please.” “Yes, sir,” the guy at Officeworks says as he hands me a 12 year old roll of tape.
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech’ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter ‘Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite’.
I said to a mate, βWhat’s your pet hate?”
He said, βHe doesn’t like it when the vet puts a thermometer up his butt”.
My wife’s been staring through the window ever since it started snowing. If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.
Our vet is great. If you take your dog in and you have pet insurance, they give you a courtesy dog for the day.
My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night. She nearly took my eye out.
When he proposed to her. She found it very engaging.
Did you hear about the theme park ride made entirely out of iron?
It was a ferrous wheel
Someone threw cheese at me.
Real mature!
I dreamt I wrote the Hobbit the other night. I think I was Tolkien in my sleep.