#865
What happened to the cannibal that was late to dinner?
He was given the cold shoulder
#173
What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels
#744
What’s got four legs and one arm? A Rottweiler.
#446
My wife says I can join your gang but I have to be home by 9.
#83
I, for one, like Roman numerals
#478
There are plenty of fish in the sea but until you catch one you’re just stuck here holding your rod…
#44
A man was admitted to hospital with a number of toy horses up his backside. His condition is now stable.
#437
I got banned from a secret cooking society for spilling the beans
#800
I’d tell you a joke about crops, but it’s a bit corny.
#403
It puzzles me that a bra is singular and panties are plural.
#823
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair? She liked to rock and roll
#273
My cats gonna sh** when he sees his new litter box I got him for Christmas.
#130
My wife asked me to bring home stuff for the pancakes. She wasn’t happy when I arrived with a push-up bra.
#323
My wife says I’m hopeless at fixing appliances. Well, she’s in for a shock!
#449
Did you hear about the theme park ride made entirely out of iron?
It was a ferrous wheel
#176
A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, “Five beers please.”
#149
I used to be a carpenter until I accidentally sat on my hammer, now I have hammeroids.
#395
Deja Moo – the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before
#405
The Man Who Created Autocorrect Has Died. Resturant In Peace.
#703
What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on the wall?
Art