What do PCs and air conditioners have in common?
They both become useless when you open windows

Puts the car into reverse.
“Ah, this takes me back”

What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels

If you lose your hearing, is it ear replaceable?

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up

How much did it cost for the pirate to get his ears pierced?.

A buccaneer

Have you heard about the cannibal that passed his brother in the forest?

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “do you know how to drive this thing?”

I met my wife at an Arthritis support meeting.
You know when two people just click.

What type of bears live in the north and south poles?
Bi-polar

I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain

Why is life in North Korea so hard? Because North Korea lost its Seoul.

About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast.

Why do husbands die before their wives? They want to.

What’s long and hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber

If canola oil comes from canola, where does baby oil come from?