#205

I’m trying to write jokes about unemployed people, but they need more work

#278

A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

#678

My dad always told me “Don’t be quick to find faults”.
Good man, terrible geologist.

#498

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It’s not hard.

#555

My wife asked me to join her for yoga class. I said “Namaste home”

#73

LSD causes users to lose weight. Obviously you can’t eat when a dragon is guarding the fridge

#681

I once thanked a French guy to death. It was a merci killing.

#672

If canola oil comes from canola, where does baby oil come from?

#676

I’m addicted to brake fluid but I can stop whenever I want

#637

Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
-Librarians arguing

#37

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can’t.

#345

Prison may be just one word. But to some, it’s a whole sentence.

#626

Why should you never trust a train?
They have loco motives

#708

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?
Oh sheet

#643

I’ve just finished reading a book called “How To Give Constructive Criticism.”
It was rubbish.

#254

A guy goes to a doctor because he’s got a strawberry growing out of his chest. The doctor looks and examines and finally says, “Let me give you some cream to put on it.”

#421

There are 2 rules for success:
1. Don’t tell all you know.

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