What’s the worst vegetable to eat on a boat?
Leek

What do dinosaurs pay their bills with?
Tyrannosaurus Cheques

So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere

Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.

So after I won the game for our team I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like they do on T.V.
Apparently, that’s a no-no in bowling.

How does an evil cow laugh? Moohaha

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

I have six eyes, two mouths and three ears. What am I? Ugly

What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken

Shout out to my grandma…
That’s the only way she can hear

Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Sein.

Your mum is so mean, she has no standard deviation
🤓

What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A roamin’ numeral

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals

I can hear music coming out of my printer.
I think the paper’s jammin’ again.

Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear quite bright – until you hear them talk.

Got a universal remote for Father’s Day.
This changes everything!

My doctor took one look at my gut and refused to believe that I work out. So I listed the exercises I do every day: jump to conclusions, climb the walls, drag my heels, push my luck, make mountains out of molehills, bend over backward, run around in circles, put my foot in my mouth, go over the edge, and beat around the bush.