#189

A woman goes into a bar and asks for a “double entendre”. So the bartender gave her one.

#562

Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Sein.

#140

When my blonde neighbour asked me if I knew about items missing from her clothesline I nearly wet her pants.

#708

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?
Oh sheet

#815

How do animals hide in the desert?
They use camel-flage.

#885

A horse walks into a bar. Several patrons get up and leave as they recognise the potential danger in the situation

#893

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents

#85

I was watching a marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: ‘This could be interesting’

#781

I decided to make my password “incorrect” because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me,
“Your password is incorrect.”

#349

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

#553

What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.

#649

Why did Barbie never get pregnant?
Because Ken always came in another box.

#381

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

#87

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

#561

Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

#220

My mate had a terrible accident a while ago. He fell into an Upholstering Machine.

He’s fully recovered now though.

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