#562

Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Sein.

#61

I was thinking about getting a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind

#426

What do dinosaurs pay their bills with?
Tyrannosaurus Cheques

#599

There are so many scams on the Internet these days…. but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.

#794

What do you call a snake that is 3.14 metres long?
A pi-thon

#223

My kids have been throwing Scrabble tiles at each other again.

it’s all fun and games until someone loses an i.

#850

Nothing makes me more suspicious than an unsolicited compliment.

#225

Why shouldn’t you make fun of a paleontologist? Because you will get Jurasskicked.

#30

I was addicted to the hokey pokey but i turned myself around

#846

Did you hear about the houses falling in love? It was a lawn-distance relationship.

#573

I’m here for whatever you need me to do… from the couch.

#628

Frankly, auto correct, I’m getting tired of your shirt.

#145

I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia?
She whispered, “They’re behind you”.

#57

What’s the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question?

#27

I named my hard drive “dat ass” so once a month my computer asks if I want to back dat ass up

#672

If canola oil comes from canola, where does baby oil come from?

#645

Sheepdog: All 50 sheep are accounted for, boss.
Farmer: But I only had 49?
Sheepdog: Yeah I know. I rounded them up.

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