#616

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?
Couldn’t control his pupils

#290

What to say to a hitch-hiker with just one leg? Hop in.

#608

What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A dry Martinez

#103

My ex-wife has lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don’t know what she charges him.

#197

Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? It was a real tragedy, 100 soles were lost.

#817

A photon checked into a hotel, the staff asked “Hello Mr. Photon, can I help you with your bags?” The photon replied, “No thanks, I’m traveling light.”

#436

I’d like to thank the girl with no sports bra who ran with me through the last few miles of yesterday’s marathon.

Your lack of support got me through

#111

My wife broke up with me because of my gambling. All I can think of is how to win her back.

#475

I hate when people use words without knowing the meaning… gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head.

#466

Ice hockey is basically just guys wearing knife shoes fighting each other with long sticks for the last Oreo.

#609

I did a theatrical performance on puns.
It was a play on words.

#808

My friend has been a limo driver for 25 years and has never had a customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it

#447

Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

#704

Have you heard about the cannibal that passed his brother in the forest?

#570

Give a Nigerian a fish he’ll eat for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he’ll become a prince and start e-mailing people

#749

Cinderella got kicked off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball

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