#293

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication

#865

What happened to the cannibal that was late to dinner?
He was given the cold shoulder

#309

A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand and says “make me one with everything”

#668

I am frustrated than a dragon trying to blow out candles.

#637

Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
-Librarians arguing

#477

Want to get noticed?
Go jogging without moving your arms.

#761

What do you call a mind reader who can’t read minds? A telepathetic.

#73

LSD causes users to lose weight. Obviously you can’t eat when a dragon is guarding the fridge

#881

If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.

#296

My wife’s been staring through the window ever since it started snowing. If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.

#493

I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. It’s a whisk I was willing to take.

#816

What’s the least spoken language in the world?
Sign language

#795

Why did the butcher get dressed up?
He was going to the meatball

#899

I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition.

#470

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn’t concentrate.

#577

Heard about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu – you get what you deserve

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