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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication
What happened to the cannibal that was late to dinner?
He was given the cold shoulder
A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand and says “make me one with everything”
I am frustrated than a dragon trying to blow out candles.
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-Librarians arguing
Fishermen are reel men.
Want to get noticed?
Go jogging without moving your arms.
What do you call a mind reader who can’t read minds? A telepathetic.
LSD causes users to lose weight. Obviously you can’t eat when a dragon is guarding the fridge
I broke a can opener. It’s a can’t opener now.
If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.
My wife’s been staring through the window ever since it started snowing. If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.
I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. It’s a whisk I was willing to take.
Whatβs the least spoken language in the world?
Sign language
Why did the butcher get dressed up?
He was going to the meatball
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines… but catscan
What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels
I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition.
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn’t concentrate.
Heard about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu – you get what you deserve