#755

A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it.

#369

I had an argument with one of the seven dwarfs. He wasn’t happy

#290

What to say to a hitch-hiker with just one leg? Hop in.

#749

Cinderella got kicked off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball

#728

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and I have to say I’m really disappointed.

#568

What do you call someone who sells their body for a bowl of spaghetti? A pastatute!

#54

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech’ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter ‘Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite’.

#587

Took my dog to a bonfire and as he sat there staring at it blankly I realised he loves sticks. I was burning a giant pile of his toys.

#149

I used to be a carpenter until I accidentally sat on my hammer, now I have hammeroids.

#863

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile?
“Get in the batmobile”

#38

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t

#518

We need a 12-step group for compulsive talkers. They could call it On Anon Anon.

#787

Murphy’s law states anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but have you heard of Cole’s law? It’s finely sliced cabbage.

#528

I work in a library. Literally, all we do is judge books by their covers.

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