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What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Attire
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Attire
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.
What do you call somebody with body and just a nose? Nobody nose!
What do you call a guy no arms no legs in the mail box? Bill.
I’m pretty sober.
But I’m prettier drunk
Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall? So he could see her crack!
What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn’t moved a muscle in over a year?
Atrophy.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
If you lose your hearing, is it ear replaceable?
There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
Some people appreciate these kinds of jokes and some don’t – the division is clear.
I don’t think it’s possible for me to become a sniper. Not by a long shot.
I met a one-legged woman outside of a club the other day. She was a bouncer.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
Hedgehogs β why canβt they just share the hedge
What do you call a guy with a car on his head?
Jack
Did you hear about the murder at the fish shop the other day!!
2 fish got battered to death
What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents
Where did Mary go after the explosion?
Everywhere