#649
Why did Barbie never get pregnant?
Because Ken always came in another box.
Why did Barbie never get pregnant?
Because Ken always came in another box.
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing.
What kind of train eats a lot?
A chew chew train
What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well the flag is a big plus
There are plenty of fish in the sea but until you catch one you’re just stuck here holding your rod…
Yeah I’m into fitness… Fitness pizza in my mouth!
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
I’m so introverted I won’t even talk to myself.
What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish
Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
What do mermaids use to clean their fins?
Tide
I’d tell you a joke about crops, but it’s a bit corny.
What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
Luke warm
I’m terrified of elevators, and I’m taking steps to avoid them
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records. He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone’s throw away, in fact.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints
What do you call a business cow?
An entrepe-moo-er
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
I, for one, like Roman numerals