#381

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

#504

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.

#895

What do you call somebody with body and just a nose? Nobody nose!

#724

What do you call a guy no arms no legs in the mail box? Bill.

#256

Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall? So he could see her crack!

#195

What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn’t moved a muscle in over a year?
Atrophy.

#491

I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.

#745

I just found out I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

#727

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

Some people appreciate these kinds of jokes and some don’t – the division is clear.

#454

I don’t think it’s possible for me to become a sniper. Not by a long shot.

#281

I met a one-legged woman outside of a club the other day. She was a bouncer.

#320

Hedgehogs β€” why can’t they just share the hedge

#353

Did you hear about the murder at the fish shop the other day!!

2 fish got battered to death

#893

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents

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