#649

Why did Barbie never get pregnant?
Because Ken always came in another box.

#193

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well the flag is a big plus

#478

There are plenty of fish in the sea but until you catch one you’re just stuck here holding your rod…

#294

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

#800

I’d tell you a joke about crops, but it’s a bit corny.

#2

What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
Luke warm

#869

I’m terrified of elevators, and I’m taking steps to avoid them

#556

My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records. He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone’s throw away, in fact.

#375

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints

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