Is it bad to tell knock knock jokes to homeless people?

My doctor took one look at my gut and refused to believe that I work out. So I listed the exercises I do every day: jump to conclusions, climb the walls, drag my heels, push my luck, make mountains out of molehills, bend over backward, run around in circles, put my foot in my mouth, go over the edge, and beat around the bush.

How many Emo kids does it take to change a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A Piiig…

What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn’t moved a muscle in over a year?
Atrophy.

How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? Sex.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest

I still remember the day the scented candle shop I worked at burned to the ground.

Everyone was so calm…..

What does Kim Kardashian use to fix holes?

Sex tape

What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A dry Martinez

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn’t concentrate.

Why does the alcoholic Avon lady walk funny? Because her lips stick.

Did you hear about the houses falling in love? It was a lawn-distance relationship.

A giraffe walks into a bar and says, “The highballs are on me.”

What do you call a bee with a low buzz?
A mumblebee

My wife says I’m immature. I told her to get out of my fort