#311

Iโ€™m not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.

#483

What do you call an academically successful slice of bread? An honor roll.

#595

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.

#572

NSA Pickup Line #2:
I know exactly where you have been all my life

#694

And the best neckwear award goes to…
Oh wait. It’s a tie.

#114

Our cat coughed up furballs all over the carpet. I wouldn’t mind but Furballs was our hamster.

#871

What did the bra say to the hat?
You go on a head Iโ€™m gonna give these two a lift

#297

There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

#71

A Spanish magician wanted to do a trick. He covered himself with a blanket and counted “Uno… dos…” and he vanished without a tres

#543

Itโ€™s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally!

#182

A giraffe walks into a bar. “Sorry”, said the barman, “We don’t serve Heineken here.”

#350

Why dont blind people skydive? Because it scares the crap out of their dogs.

#39

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot

#206

Is it bad to tell knock knock jokes to homeless people?

#667

Impotence: Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings”.

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