#747
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.
I thought I understood the meaning of “When Pigs Fly” but then… the swine flu.
A man was admitted to hospital with a number of toy horses up his backside. His condition is now stable.
I haven’t slept for three days, because that would be too long.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A Piiig…
My friend just got a job at the zoo, circumcising elephants. The pay isn’t great but he gets huge tips.
I gave all my dead batteries away today…
free of charge
If a stranger offers you a piece of candy…take two.
I recently got a new Korean mechanic but it’s hard to understand him – he speaks with a Hyundai Accent!
I’ve just found out one of my mates works as a mime artist. He’s kept that quiet.
If we get rid of all the margarine the world will be a butter place.
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records. He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone’s throw away, in fact.
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere
When life gives you melons, youβre probably dyslexic.
Police are looking for a guy who threatens his victims with a lit match.
They need to catch him before he strikes again
What does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles
A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it.
My ex-wife has lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don’t know what she charges him.
A Chinese kid was born before the due date.
Parents named him Sudden Lee.