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What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his butt?
Warren
What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his butt?
Warren
How do you count cows? With a cowculater.
What do ballerinas take for transportation?
A tutu train
Wanted to tell you a joke about tv controllers but it’s not even remotely funny
Statistically speaking, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t happy
A photon checked into a hotel, the staff asked “Hello Mr. Photon, can I help you with your bags?” The photon replied, “No thanks, I’m traveling light.”
No deja vu please…
I don’t want to go through that again
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
The funeral for the man who invented Chinese whispers will be held on Monday. Pass it on.
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. We didn’t see eye to eye. I also found out she was seeing someone on the side.
I applied for a government job but accidentally sent the wrong resume. This early display of incompetence should work in my favour.
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? Sex.
Where do pencils go on vacation? Pencilvania
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says “Do you smell fish?”
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They’re cheaper than day rates.
I bet the butcher $50 that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, “No, the steaks are too high.”
Let’s hope the new Jurassic world movie isn’t a train Rex of a film.
The other night I had a knife in one hand and a block of colby in the other…
I told the kids to leave the room before I cut the cheese.