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You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and its cold
You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and its cold
When are holes beautiful? When they’re gorges.
Two dyslexics walk into a bra…
You know what often gets overlooked? Fences.
How do you drown a hipster?
Throw him into the mainstream
What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his butt?
Warren
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s time consuming
Last night me and my wife watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
My wife said “Black really is slimming on you, you’ve never looked sexier”.
I said “Turn the light back onโ.
An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
What do ballerinas take for transportation?
A tutu train
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humour.
Someone threw cheese at me.
Real mature!
What do you call people who illegally use restrooms? Squatters.
Blonde: โWhat does IDK mean?โ
Brunette: โI donโt know.โ
Blonde: โOMG, nobody does!โ
If you’re here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.
What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire? Bernadette
Why don’t flies go to church?
Because they’re in sects
Why do husbands die before their wives? They want to.