#49

An SEO guy walks into a bar, pub, inn, tavern, hotel, public house, brew house, beer hall, bodega, izakaya

#154

I have a fear of speed bumps. Im slowly getting over it

#478

There are plenty of fish in the sea but until you catch one you’re just stuck here holding your rod…

#739

Wanted to tell you a joke about tv controllers but it’s not even remotely funny

#808

My friend has been a limo driver for 25 years and has never had a customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it

#86

My honey farmer friend has a thing for big butts. I suppose Booty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

#103

My ex-wife has lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don’t know what she charges him.

#754

Someone threw a bottle of Omega-3 pills at me. Luckily, my injuries were only super fish oil.

#415

I went to a busy pub last night dressed as a tennis ball.
I got served straight away.

#705

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
Cause she’ll just let it go

#508

My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!

#553

What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.

#741

What does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles

#608

What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A dry Martinez

#301

What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway)

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