When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?

So after I won the game for our team I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like they do on T.V.
Apparently, that’s a no-no in bowling.

What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

“Do these genes make me look fat?”

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humour.

People who sometimes use the wrong words should have the humidity to admit it.

What does Batman put in his drink?

Just Ice

A bill collector came to my house the other day, so I gave him a huge stack of old bills

What part of your body likes to get frisky?
The naked eye

I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It’s Hans free

Sheepdog: All 50 sheep are accounted for, boss.
Farmer: But I only had 49?
Sheepdog: Yeah I know. I rounded them up.

Murphy’s law states anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but have you heard of Cole’s law? It’s finely sliced cabbage.

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?
Couldn’t control his pupils

What did the cow say to her calf?
It’s pasture bed time

Someone threw a bottle of Omega-3 pills at me. Luckily, my injuries were only super fish oil.

A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it SumTing Wong.

What’s an epileptics favourite food? Seizure salad

What has four letters