What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large

No deja vu please…
I don’t want to go through that again

I hate those stupid little Russian nesting dolls

they’re so full of themselves

I went to a zoo in China last month, all they had in it was a small fluffy dog.
It was a Shitzu.

A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand and says “make me one with everything”

The only dates I get these days are software updates

My wife told me I was average, I think she’s mean.

My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!

Your mammas not fat. She’s just… easier to see

What’s got four legs and one arm? A Rottweiler.

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication

What does cheese say when it sees itself in the mirror? Halloumi

Today I saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled bay and thought to myself, “I wonder what his handicap is?”

The thing about dwarfs and midgets is that they have very little in common

You can’t run through a camping ground. You can only ran, because it’s past tents

Is it bad to tell knock knock jokes to homeless people?